Wednesday 28 September 2011

White van man.

The white van man

Drives as fast as he can,

He sees himself as a bit of a hero

But everyone knows he’s really a zero,

Its probably because of rejection

You see he cant get himself a proper erection.



Oh white van man

Keeps going fast as he can,

When you next see take any bets

That driving is the only pleasure he gets,

So when he next overtakes you take courage

You know his knob is the size of a cocktail sausage.

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